It's not their fault. It is honestly hard to get healthy food out here... especially if you suddenly make minimum wage. This town could use an amazing brunch spot... and if anyone wants to fund this little venture, I already have it planned out in my head.
Anyway, a little thing that may have passed over the head of most of the rest of the country (except you, South. I'm pretty sure at least part of this is completely your fault) has been taking up a fair amount of my Facebook feed lately, and last night my lovely assistant and I did a completely scientific science experiment to examine exactly how much this country was screwed. I may have hinted at this particular area's love of snack foods in my "home for Christmas" series of photos taken in a grocery store. Behold: the Lay's "Do Us A Flavor" contest.