A customer came in yesterday with a cup from Noah's Arc, a giant water park in Wisconsin.
I pointed out that I was from Wisconsin. Green Bay, specifically.
Him: "Oh, no! I'm a lifelong bear fan. How does it feel to be at the bottom of the division?"
Me: "New and strange. But there has only been one game."
Him: "Well, you'll need a new excuse after Thursday."
Me: "Sure, sure. So you'll be having the Bear fan special, then?"
Him: "What's that?"
Me: "A big ol' can of whoop ass?"
Manager: "Boy, that escalated quickly."