A Bears fan walks into a coffee shop...

A customer came in yesterday with a cup from Noah's Arc, a giant water park in Wisconsin.

I pointed out that I was from Wisconsin. Green Bay, specifically.

Him: "Oh, no! I'm a lifelong bear fan. How does it feel to be at the bottom of the division?"

Me: "New and strange. But there has only been one game."

Him:  "Well, you'll need a new excuse after Thursday."

Me: "Sure, sure. So you'll be having the Bear fan special, then?"

Him: "What's that?"

Me: "A big ol' can of whoop ass?"

Manager: "Boy, that escalated quickly."